
Elon Musk's Greatest Hits
A satirical tribute to all the times Elon Musk's ventures... didn't quite take off.
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- Starship explosion test
During the high-altitude launch, Starship encountered a catastrophic failure, resulting in debris raining down over Texas—a spectacular reminder that big dreams sometimes explode.
Twitter server meltdownOne of the world’s largest social networks went offline for hours, leaving millions wondering if they should invest in carrier pigeons instead.
FSD Beta release delaysPromised for months as 'just a few weeks away', the Full Self-Driving beta remains stuck in testing limbo—proving that perfection takes forever.
- Cybertruck's 'Unbreakable' Glass Cracks
During a live demo, the so-called 'unbreakable' glass cracked under a simple metal ball throw—shattering confidence and optics alike.
Dogecoin Pump and Dump FrenzyThe crypto community soared on hype, only to face a sudden crash—proving that even 'to the moon' has rough landings.
Neuralink Health Warnings IgnoredEarly trial participants reported headaches and side effects, but warnings were brushed off in the rush to 'merge man with machine.'